PM1000: Welcome

Dear Reader
Potuit, decuit, ergo fecit!
Liberate yourself from slavery to the laws of physics — ask me how today!
Dear Reader,

I would like to invite you to explore the religion of Maratreanism. You probably have not have heard of Maratreanism before; but it may well be the religion for you! Many go through life, looking for a certain something, but never finding that something which they seek — yet now, that something is here.

Maratreanism is an absolutely unique religion — who has ever proposed anything like it? Study it; and you will find many unique teachings which cannot be found anywhere else. You may find that the teachings of Maratreanism possess a certain sublime logic which points to their truth. I believe that Maratreanism will surely be the next major world religion.

Yours in Maratrea,

Zachary W. Martinez
Protoprophet of Maratreanism